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Send in the c****s, dont bother they're here.

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Well done again, Uncle Clif.

Thanks for making me laugh!

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Clif,

You funny ! 😆

It took me a while to realize what you meant...the "c" word. Time will tell around this shi*. The next hit word will be "C"onstitution. All is in Flux. Stay Woo.

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I call him Stepford Biden.

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lol.. I love that Tiffany!

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Dark Jounalist memember ??? ♡♡♡

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Thanks clif, I needed that. What's better than Clif in the afternoon? Wait, wait, I know.... Clif any time you need to regroup and laugh at the absurdities of life in this age of Absent Brandon and his mother WEFer puppetmasters, et al.

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As my kids would say, you're spittin' truth!

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Have your C call me 503 641 8375. Regarding returning to a Constitutional republican form of government this year 2022

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As usual, when too much info is coming out about something, it becomes verboten to call it by it's name. It does get tiresome. I must admit, until you referenced Charlie Ward, I didn't know which "C" word you meant...

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Thanks Clif, I made out my own guide to treating cancer and I wondered how long it would stay up there, everything else has been censored - any new twitter accounts are taken down within minutes - must be doing good work. Pulsing 5G at 18GHZ 3 times for one minute really catches their attention, I just wanted to speculate zombie's for halloween - lol. Or the last time anyone said "ah sure it'll be grand" in Ireland was 10years ago during the celtic tiger when 4g turned on. Now nothing is grand and everything is anxiety, guess what happens to your colon when your held in anxiety.........

The cancer act of 1939 states no one is allowed cure cancer.

The word cure has a gagging order on it - which is why the advertising authority pulled the plug on my vimeo and podcast - so if your teaching foreign students tell them the dictionary is for decoration purposes - you can say restored to health, can't say cure - motherf*$ker is gagged and in a rockerfella basement

Bicarb of soda for $1.39 will get you further than any pharma chemical

Chemo only ever kills the daughter cells not the stem cells - so it spreads

Taking biopsy's also makes it spread as your body has it cocooned

It's about light emissions and photon expression

Glycine is great for striping out glyphosate

Horsetail (plant - not a real horse folks) for aluminium

Colon issues are so often parasites - making little homes for themselves and pooping there

Toxin's build where the emotions are stuck

VATA constitutions generally have colon issues

When its there a long while, it's a dedicated task to work it out

B12 deficiency causes havoc at the jejunum

Deficiency's prevent the body detoxifying itself - and we are loaded from every angle with toxins

Take out the sugars & carbs, juice organic, chelate, detoxify, alkalise, load up on the good stuff

Jesus and Buddha survived 40 days without food - fast

Cancer cells are your cells - love them, send only good intentions into your body

I think we take life too seriously - you don't die

We move from one dream to the next

Live a little - live a lot

https://www.finologyworld.com/blog/can-cer-self-healing

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Ah SH!T, I just got used to eating burrito's again... LOL

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If you came here looking in the comments for what the word is, it's clones

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Thank you!😂

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No problem; it took me a few minutes to find it myself, so decided to make it easy for others.

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WHY DO TV STARS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE RIGHT ?

So I'm standing in an elevator, looking at the reflection within the all-too-shiny brass bric a brac, & looking at how I should floss more.

I rummage through my pocket for my handy plastic floss dispenser, but only come up a footful of lint.

I think to myself, do I have to dryclean sackcloth ?

Anywho...

The lifter stops at Floor 54, & this lady jumps on. Slams the >><< button, to close the movin' doors fast. Then presses the 23 level button, but the riser keeps risin', since she pressed 2nd.

So there we stand. Together. Feet apart, from my foothands.

She then takes a casual gander at my newly constructed handfoots, she then looks me up 'n down, head to stumps. And just looks away, as if disinterested.

Well...

I say, well...not out loud, "What's the deal ? Not even a comment, not a question either, or neither."

She looks into the brassy mirror & wipes a tiny smudge of lipstick from edged skin & remarks out loud, "Nor !"

Well...

Game on !

So I say, "Ya know, some time ago, I was watching this TV lady yammerin' on about P-O-W-E-R...[elevator lady interrupts]...

Really ? That's how she actually pro-nounc-ed the word !?!

"Precisely." I retort.

"Classic...," lipstick lady interjects & looks away.

"Well...in a non-class-i-cal, way, I'd say," I say.

She says, "Good one." And slams Floor 1. Elevator slows to stop & we descend.

So I say, "...As I was sayin', Power Madame, said a human should fart, on average, about 17 x a day."

"You don't say !," says the lady.

"Well... I'm not average," I say.

She says, "Oh I'll show ya how average I AM." And she lets a short-stop-one-rip.

I say, "You're a real trooper."

She says, "You have no idea."

I say, "Let me return the favor." And let out a quick one cheek sneak. Barely movin' a leg, since my bloody stumps have coagulated to the clean fake granite floor.

She says lovingly, while approaching me, "I feel so close to you right now."

I warn, "Don't stand so close to me."

She says, "Is that by Sting ?"

I say, "Well something's stinging right about now."

The elevator doors open & we're at the top floor.

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Very strange thoughts...has to be thoughts because the story I’s to weird to be true. People with bloody stumps don’t ride in elevators. Guess it could be a c***e experiment gone bad.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dearest ButterBean...

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Probably needs to adjust his meds....

But then, ahem, don't we all?

They should probably be handing them out for free at Wal-mart.

Nah, self correct, just get yourself a bag of Clif's Pure Sleep... It'll make you right as rain,

Jus sayin, as we are in the middle of a serious hot drought here and a little (or a lot) of rain would be all right indeed.

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THAT'S FANTASTIC !

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Yeah...I had to count the number of stars between c and s....

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My Eyesight isn’t that good. Those Stars are tiny. 👍

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Magnifying glass mate

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Wish I could pick your brain Cliff. Whenever I have a question, I always ask myself. I wish I could ask Cliff about this.

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YOUR PIECE

IS COMPLETELY

BRILLIANT !

Man on clif-higher than high.

~~~

By the way, I posted my stewpid piece, just a few seconds ago.

Who'd know.

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I was thinking commie, until the last sentence. You mean we can't call someone a clone now? I do think there are people using doubles. We found out Hillary used one after her "spell". And the recent video they released of Biden talking about something or other, the one where he never blinked, speculation is a double, or even just the eyes CGI'd in on his regular face. Whatever it was, it was bizarre and not normal.

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Did you see one if the latest skits 'they' released where he was supposedly at some rally?

OMG 😲 holy C#$% !!!

The green screens they use are so sub par it's like they want people to figure it out no matter the level of IQ !

Even Romper Roomers !

Never mind the fifth grade crowd now !

He burped out a string of sentences without stuttering or wandering off in LA, LA, right ! ~

where in his last bit prior he could not make it through one sentence responding to a few questions after his crayoned his initials on 'his' (lol) 'his' new bill he must have scribed on his pudding break before bingo or basket weaving.

I so totally agree CGI! 👍

100 percent like the show and tell when the tech first came out and they made Jr. Bush speak what a decade ago? Freaky aye!

Crazy times!

One big JOKE after another.

And the world cheers (yeah) at our demise.

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