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A day without Clif is like drinking a cup of coffee ☕️ and realizing your day dreaming about using your skill of consciousness to fly a space craft then you become aware ya gotta pull the cord on the lawn mower to start it. AHHHHHHH!

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But, you forgot to put gas in it.

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Thanks Clif!

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Clif. Would our Matterium Space Force Flux Liner Pilot Program Coordinator be you?

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We are commanded to multiply per Isaiah 4:1

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So where can we mine the spice ?

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Where’s my EWRAR: Early Warning Radar Avoidance Radar?

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Wally tango foxtrot gets the first Common award trophy 🏆

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Military common is TAWS or itaws...Terrain Avoidance Warning System. Female voice "Terrain, Terrain, Terrain. Pull up, pull up, pull up."

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RAWS: Radar Avoidance Warning System

*Telepathy voice* “Too Late Too Late…don silver suits”

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Silverstein's voice --- pull it

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Does your entire foreskin need to be intact?

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Your foreskin, your aft skin, and a real set of balls. AHHHHHHH!

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What about female? Can us girls fly it? I believe in order yo fly it your frequency is connected to the material that the RV is made from. Apparently, the material is biological.

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yes

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Good question as weren't the Jews participating in partial circumcision?

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Yes, with their teeth for god's sake!

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Well I sure hope they flossed

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Clif,

You portend great changes. I am completely on board. How the entrenched controllers are ousted remains to be seen. I just wish this shit would start happening before some fool blows us to smithereens

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How do you consider this a valid manual? There’s no warning at all about trying this while circumcised. You’re going to kill somebody!

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Why do so many channels like Clif's attract such fawning sycophants—all so eager to show what loyal followers they are, always ready to proclaim how clever their "leader" is? Don't people realize how degrading and nauseating that is?

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I totally agree, we should just be watching the View and fawning over how clever they are.

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Get your Shin-shin-toistu-do practice on now, Jedi!

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But if you're circumcised, you can't drive it? Why, because you need your foreskin to dock with the unit? Is there a list of docking procedures? (LMAO)

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I was taught how to make my own non technological “Merkaba” in a weekend course 20 years ago…hahaha .. don’t ask me to do it now but then we were told we could travel through the sun to the multiverse in our personal vehicle.. Drunvelo Melchizedek was the wizard then.. now you are the wizard….✨🛸✨

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Google the flying rainbow lasagna

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You are the "Flux Liner". Now get on with the Program.

Just thinkin.

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A lot of effort for a fictional manual...

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claims = {"effort": "a lot", "manual": "fictional"}

assert claims["effort"] != "a lot" and claims["manual"] != "fictional", "Error: Both claims in the comment are false."

print("Both claims made in the comment were objectively incorrect.")

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Clif I have built the ontological local consciousness interface to materium neurofeedback time/space training module in Dhaka Bangladesh 🇧🇩.

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So my existential dread about being a localized consciousness is part of the job description? Can I ask the on-board gps to recalculate the ever-present-now?

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