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John's avatar

A day without Clif is like drinking a cup of coffee ☕️ and realizing your day dreaming about using your skill of consciousness to fly a space craft then you become aware ya gotta pull the cord on the lawn mower to start it. AHHHHHHH!

Swabbie Robbie's avatar

But, you forgot to put gas in it.

Peggy Gilmour's avatar

Clif. Would our Matterium Space Force Flux Liner Pilot Program Coordinator be you?

Professor Al Hind's avatar

We are commanded to multiply per Isaiah 4:1

Smithers's avatar

How do you consider this a valid manual? There’s no warning at all about trying this while circumcised. You’re going to kill somebody!

John Paulo's avatar

So where can we mine the spice ?

C Taylor's avatar

Why do so many channels like Clif's attract such fawning sycophants—all so eager to show what loyal followers they are, always ready to proclaim how clever their "leader" is? Don't people realize how degrading and nauseating that is?

John Paulo's avatar

I totally agree, we should just be watching the View and fawning over how clever they are.

Everleigh Rose's avatar

Oh for heaven sake lighten up! Kill joy! You’ll never get off the ground with that attitude!

C Taylor's avatar

On the contrary, it's the servile, ass-kissing toadies that will never "get off the ground." I made the comment in the vain hope that some, maybe one, might realise his or her own self-worth and would refrain from such galling hero-worship—naturally, I haven't been holding my breath. God only knows what "joy" you find in such self-abasement—perhaps a penchant for schadenfreude—that you consider I've "killed."

Wally TangoFoxtrot's avatar

Where’s my EWRAR: Early Warning Radar Avoidance Radar?

jandmmichels's avatar

Military common is TAWS or itaws...Terrain Avoidance Warning System. Female voice "Terrain, Terrain, Terrain. Pull up, pull up, pull up."

Wally TangoFoxtrot's avatar

RAWS: Radar Avoidance Warning System

*Telepathy voice* “Too Late Too Late…don silver suits”

Richard E Lake's avatar

Does your entire foreskin need to be intact?

John's avatar

Your foreskin, your aft skin, and a real set of balls. AHHHHHHH!

Erika Batson's avatar

What about female? Can us girls fly it? I believe in order yo fly it your frequency is connected to the material that the RV is made from. Apparently, the material is biological.

John's avatar

Sorry girls . Without a full working rooster your grounded

Erika Batson's avatar

We are now in the Age of Aquarius, a time when women will be equal to men 🤣 and when gender and sexual norms will be broken. Besides, unless you are not circumcised, you are s*^t out of luck! 🤪

Billions and Billions's avatar

No, girl-people can't, we will have to wait for a male incarnation. This shouldn't be a problem since we all have 6 male and 6 female phases to our being. Or something. We will have to remember to direct our parents to not let us be circumcised.

In the meantime, we should practice balance as Clif talks about.

Erika Batson's avatar

Oh no! I’m going to have to be a MAN! 🤣 I’ll have to make a serious mental note about the thingamaging. Ouch, just thinking about it! 😜

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John's avatar

Those hairs stuck in your teeth are a bitch.

Ricker's avatar

You are the "Flux Liner". Now get on with the Program.

Just thinkin.

Mark Urban's avatar

Clif,

You portend great changes. I am completely on board. How the entrenched controllers are ousted remains to be seen. I just wish this shit would start happening before some fool blows us to smithereens

Mike Goodwin (The Way Teller)'s avatar

Get your Shin-shin-toistu-do practice on now, Jedi!

Palamambron's avatar

But if you're circumcised, you can't drive it? Why, because you need your foreskin to dock with the unit? Is there a list of docking procedures? (LMAO)

Luma Nessence ✨🌟✨'s avatar

I was taught how to make my own non technological “Merkaba” in a weekend course 20 years ago…hahaha .. don’t ask me to do it now but then we were told we could travel through the sun to the multiverse in our personal vehicle.. Drunvelo Melchizedek was the wizard then.. now you are the wizard….✨🛸✨

Ha !'s avatar

Google the flying rainbow lasagna

Ewclpmn's avatar

A lot of effort for a fictional manual...

Yody's avatar

claims = {"effort": "a lot", "manual": "fictional"}

assert claims["effort"] != "a lot" and claims["manual"] != "fictional", "Error: Both claims in the comment are false."

print("Both claims made in the comment were objectively incorrect.")

Henry Kaul's avatar

I am reminded about the third book of Asimov's 'Foundation' series, "Second Foundation". They were using a starship that was mentally controlled. The pilot 'bonded' with the ship as an entity and directed it where to go. It was a complex relationship of the pilot and the artificial entity that was the ship. Once bonded, they needed each other, and no other person was capable of operating the ship, and the ship would not allow another person to operate it. Way ahead of it's time in concept.

Professor Al Hind's avatar

https://www.facebook.com/share/15P1a5Zgz7/?mibextid=WC7FNe Life’s environment is going to be a paradise for all who follow Moses into the 1000 years ahead. 2/3 of earth is biblically destroyed. The 88 can be listened to for instructions…