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Bobbi's avatar

You almost had me brother Clif, likely, we all thought she was dumping your wrinkly old ass, but alas, she simply did not like the way you drive.

Slappy's avatar

I don't get it but whatever I don't really give a shit anymore

Boolery's avatar

for real though. Where's the OG Clif type commentary on the times? Theres so much going on, I can't be the only one that finds it odd he hasn't been talking about anything. What have you guys been listening to?

Jo 112's avatar

I just heard today that MTG is taking her campaign donations , buying a $6 million mansion in Costa Rica and moving there as a Democrat! WTH? I have no idea if this is true but Lord Almighty can't we end this movie and get back to waiting for the ET"s to land in our cornfields or near the newly cleaned up reflecting pool in Washington? Too much construction at the White House with the Ballroom and all those levels beneath it.

robert stiles's avatar

Now that Lolita Island has been outed the new ballroom lower levels can be the new pedo capital.

Robert Whitmer's avatar

Clif, may you always get the last words…. “Yes, ma’am.”

Ellen Sovereign's avatar

As a woman I know for certain who is Captain. It is the Way Of Things.

Philippe Niel's avatar

Indeed! Very well said.

Linda Goodman's avatar

Awww I thought you guys were having a baby.

Elle34's avatar

Good evening humans!

Kami's avatar

Sorry Clif can’t see the relevance of the subjects you choose to enlighten us with nowadays.

Ef2222's avatar

LoL

OK I'm gonna say it.

If she drives it will take you 2x the time to get there, but you won't get lost cause she' stop and ask the penguins for directions.

Paddy O'Furniture's avatar

This is not Clif, this is nonsense. Wherever you are Clif, i hope you are well, and alive.

Steve Letro's avatar

? I do not get it ??

Government Toilet Wine's avatar

I just don’t care. At all.

Susan's avatar

Neither do I. I quit following his channel a couple of years ago when he went off the deep end. I check in every 6 months or so and all he gushes about is his infant gf. It's nauseating. I'll check back in another 6 months to see if he's talking about anything relevant.

Sharon's avatar

Darn, I thought she was going to tell you that she’s pregnant.

Mary Bell's avatar

You guys will be laughing all the way down south! Glad to see you happy! ❤️❤️

Robert's avatar

I thought she told you to take a hike or something

I'm not really sure what that was about

but then again I haven't been in a relationship for too long....

Ambient Glass's avatar

Damn it bra. I want you back making videos... But I understand. You go have fun Captain, but remember to pick me up in the ship if we get them 🫡 much love

Government Toilet Wine's avatar

I don’t give two shits about Heidi. I’m sick of hearing about her.

Neatio's avatar

I have to agree. Emotional immaturity + insecurity.

madmax's avatar

There is a super simple solution for that. You could just unfollow Clif and voila, your problems are solved.

Government Toilet Wine's avatar

I will, as soon as you suck his dick in front of all us, you sycophant fuck. You're reply is built of simple minded faggotry and homosexual desire for Clif. Men handle their own, pussy. You’re not one of them.

madmax's avatar
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You’re the one talking about sucking dicks yet I’m the faggot? Lol.

if you can’t handle another man talking about his woman, maybe it’s time for you to log off the internet.

Tirion's avatar

I see you went for the sports two-seater, Clif! Nice :)