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Suzirhae's avatar

Hello Woo Crew! It looks like I jumped the gun and I should have put my joke here: So I am repeating myself, but I took out the typo! 😘

Your Woo Garden Joke for today; An old man, who was living all alone, wrote to his son in prison. “Dear Vinny, I am feeling very sad. I’m getting too old to dig up my garden and plant my tomatoes. I wish that you were here to help me. I miss you and the good old days.” A few days later, Vinny wrote his dad a letter; “Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love Vinny”

The next day at 4 a.m. the FBI arrived at the home and dug up the entire area without finding anything. They apologized and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. “Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant your Tomatoes now. That’s the best that I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinny. Page 563, “No Bar Too Far: Montana” Cheers Everyone!

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Patricia W Russell's avatar

Love to you, Clif, you shining light, clever, funny and well prepared DUDE! Go get ‘em! Or, better yet, live your busy and well “prepared” life, and blast away when they stick their nosy butts in your face. Be safe! You are so loved and cherished. 🥰

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