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Hello Woo Crew! It looks like I jumped the gun and I should have put my joke here: So I am repeating myself, but I took out the typo! 😘

Your Woo Garden Joke for today; An old man, who was living all alone, wrote to his son in prison. “Dear Vinny, I am feeling very sad. I’m getting too old to dig up my garden and plant my tomatoes. I wish that you were here to help me. I miss you and the good old days.” A few days later, Vinny wrote his dad a letter; “Dear Papa, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried. Love Vinny”

The next day at 4 a.m. the FBI arrived at the home and dug up the entire area without finding anything. They apologized and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. “Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant your Tomatoes now. That’s the best that I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinny. Page 563, “No Bar Too Far: Montana” Cheers Everyone!

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I saw it coming but it didn't matter. Good one.

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Oh look, spam, three levels deep.

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I know, this spam is getting ridiculous.

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And again, looks like bot generated spam.

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It's not working..

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If substack hadn’t revoked my ability to like anything I would like this but have this instead ❤️

I enjoyed the laugh. 😄

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😊

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Lovely! 😊

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Good one! You get my first smile of the day and I've been up for 3 hours. Keep up the good work.

My jaw has hit the floor so many times in the last 4 years, I'm gonna need a chin guard. When I find something as hilarious as your joke my jaw is lifted to the heavens. Its good exercise when one is as old as I am.

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On point joke, love it. :)

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I thought it was Seamus writing to his son Patrick mentioning that he couldn't dig the ground for the potatoes, but hey ho.

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Eastwood?

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🤣

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You made my day. Still lmao.

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👍

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Love to you, Clif, you shining light, clever, funny and well prepared DUDE! Go get ‘em! Or, better yet, live your busy and well “prepared” life, and blast away when they stick their nosy butts in your face. Be safe! You are so loved and cherished. 🥰

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Yea we love him to Bits. he's not perfect and he can be wrong but oh boy when he is right watch out. I love to that words have multiple meanings and that I have to really listen to get the right meaning sometimes I think. I like looking up the words he says that I haven't heard before, so cool to find out a new expression etc. Look at those muscles at his age so his health suggestions are top notch, even some would say life saving or energy reviving.

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At war with Mossad Clif? What are your capabilities to build localized 5G network jamming devices so as to defeat these people at the level of their surveillance electronics? Make sure you sweep your vehicles with electro magnetic rad detector for any GPS devices planted by the enemy.

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Jamming devices are needed for more than just stopping the snooping intermeddling Israeli occupation forces. Devices like that may also work for halting any damage 5G is doing to our DNA. It may stop the self assembly of nano particles in the injections too.

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Where do we get these

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Here is a post I did on Energy Frequency and Vibration, Zero Point Energy.

https://nefahotep.substack.com/p/energy-frequency-and-vibration-from

In this post, I am stipulating that the 5G signal is very harmful to DNA. There were a few sites that I found that "May" have devices that work; I have not verified or tested them. Here is a link also found in the post at near the bottom of the page:

https://www.jammermfg.com/full-band-22-antennas-powerful-cell-phone-jammers-blocking-wifi-gps-5g-4g-3g-2g-uhf-vhf-signals.html

There are many PDFs on Zero Point Energy that you can download. Let me know if there are any problems with the links.

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Thanks a bunch!

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The problem with jammers is that they can be detected and you may get flagged by the FAA.

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5G must be stopped somehow, if they won't stop it voluntarily, it will be up of all of us to do it.

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Maybe like Mr.Frisbee @ 3: minutes in. Lol

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Better check on the legality of the jammers they may violate FCC law before buying.

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There are many "Laws," most of them are not Lawful. I do prefer to "fly under the gov radar"

at this point; however, the color of law has been used to create means of warfare that has been purposefully used against all of us.

The way I see it, the Patriot Act, PREP Act, EUA and OTA authorizing the use of Medical Countermeasures (Bio Weapons) was a direct open war against everyone; whether we like it or not, we are all military targets, we are fighting for our own individual right to exist.

Their laws are simply a form of paper terrorism and an excuse to send "Ossifers" after us, to put us in cages. I am well past the point of "Obedience to the Rule of Law" who are the "Rulers of the Law?"

When people ask: "Are you 'above' of the Law?" I say why.... Yes, and so is everyone else. Nobody has ever been above or below anyone else. "Hier - Archy" is always enforced by tyranny. But we out number all of the enforcers. It is time to stop 5G in it's tracks. Period.

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Cheers for that

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what he needs, and all of us also, it a network of close, reliable friends who can tag team if required to do the detective work to ID these henchmen, and then clean the landscape of them. If they're not terrorizing you, they'll be terrorizing the next fella down the road. Make America clean again AND fertilize the garden, its a win/win.

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I heard a California is sending bodies up that way for composting

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About a decade back I wrote some articles about Israeli genocide in Gaza (mowing the grass, they called it) and received death threats from people claiming to be IDF intelligence. They knew where I worked, the route I took to work, where I lived, and which direction my bedroom window faced. I said then they must also know that I have a handgun carry permit, that I competed successfully in a defensive pistol shooting league, and that I'd published a book (not written, however) on defensive handgun usage. I never heard from them again but I've always kept my eyes open. I have to admit that I was curious about whether I could put two rounds into the chest and one to the head as quickly on a real target as a paper target.

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I like your thinking. I live in the country and don't have trouble with unwanted visitors - so far. I keep a low profile publicly while being active in spreading info online. However, being an elder female and a possible target, if I don't know who's in my yard or at my door, I have a gun in my hand. Several years ago, a gang initiation resulted in 2 elders being killed in their home in broad daylight. (All were caught.) I have surprised a couple of people in my yard who didn't bother to tell me why. They had legitimate reasons, but they didn't tell me that to begin with. It may be a small yard, but it's MY yard.

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I've had the same doubts. One thing I know I won't be bothered with is regret later as I'm quite firm in my head as to what is Evil and who is supporting it. SHTF prob before Nov, good hunting and best of luck!

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LLLLLOVE this comment, thanks

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OK Clif, but where do you get the idea that Mossad doesn’t already have all the data about everyone on the planet? Hi guys!

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I just assume everyone has everything. No cell, no big tech accounts, they still have a file on me.

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They have a file on the Name you live by and that you associate with your body. The Name is owned by the Crown. Your Name is an Implied Company and you are acting out that Name in the Comercial world. Look up Brandon-joe williams, for the US. he shows how to become a State National, where you are able to own your Data and sue for its use, big time.

In the UK its HORNSEYWOOD ACADAMY on Patreon.

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JON...THIS IS A GREAT EXPLANATION....WASHINGTON DC IS A CROWN COLONY OF THE UNITED KINGDOM....THE UNITED STATES IS A "FEDERAL CORPORATION" ...ITS NOT LEGAL AND WAS PUT INTO PLACE AFTER LINCOLN DISBANDED CONGRESS DURING THE CIVIL WAR AND "AGENTS" OF THE CORPORATION STARTED INVADING CONGRESS. EVERYONE IN CONGRESS RIGHT NOW ARE THE "BOARD OF DIRECTORS" AND THE PRESIDENT IS THE "CEO" OF SAID UNITED STATES CORPORATION COMPANY. NOW...THE CORPORATION IS THE "TRUSTEE" OF YOUR "ALL CAPS NAME" WHICH IS A CORPORATION. BUT YOU ARE THE LIVE, LIVING FLESH AND BLOOD PERSON....THERE IS A CESTAI QUE VIE TRUST IN YOUR NAME ONCE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS MADE...ITS SOLD ON THE MARKET AS A "SECURITY" OR A "BOND" AND HAS LITERALLY MILLIONS IN IT...YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY OF THAT TRUST.....THE GOVT LIKES TO TAKE MONEY OUT OF IT...BUT ONCE YOU DIE...THEY WILL MAKE MONEY ON THAT TRUST UNLESS YOU PUT THAT TRUST IN A MICROTRUST FOR PROTECTION FROM THE CORPORATION....THE CONSTITUTION WAS REWRITTEN IN 1871....I CALL IT THE "BANKERS CONSTITUTION" ...CITIZENS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A UNITED STATES CITIZEN...A SLAVE UNDER THE 13TH AND 14TH AMENDMENTS OF THE 1871 BANKERS CONSTITUTION...YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR STATUS...AND YOU, AGAIN ARE THE BENEFICARY OF THE TRUST ACCOUNT.....YOU CAN LOOK THIS SHIT UP...BUT YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR STATUS TO A "NATIONAL" MEANING A "STATE CITIZEN" AND NOT A "UNITED STATES CITIZEN". THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS IS OVER YOU...YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY "RIGHTS" YOU HAVE "PRIVILEGES"...ITS ALL FAWKED UP

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Stop using all caps.

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This is all true and proven by the severely compromised John Roberts when he threw out all challenges to the Obama and Biden elections with "no standing". Basic UCC law states it is the owners of the corporation who choose its president. As George Carlin told us all "we are not in that club.

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Did you know that the 'legal' alphabet has 52 characters in it? You should use more of them.

I know what the fucking trust is.

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You algud John? We're all forkn worn down... Hang in there all <3

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So do u think a fedID/voter ID will be used as proof/evidence that all who vote are property of this USA corporation? Been wondering about this push to get voter ID only to have it turn out to be a legal trap of some kind.

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I DONT VOTE ANYMORE....IF YOU VOTE IT PUTS YOU BACK INTO THE CORPORATION...

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That's how I honestly feel. However I'm not sure if that's the route I will go, and after listening to Flynn this morning, he's mostly sure we won't even have an election, he's saying it's more unlikely than not as the Marxists can't afford to let us have one. I don't know how this will go, but I've been pretty sure the USA Inc. is going to have to be abolished, its ponzi fiat slavery debt along with it before we get this ship righted again. It might be that Rus and China help play a role in this. It would certainly finish off the cabal. But that's assuming Rus/China aren't actually sleeper factions, or that China won't turn on Russia at some critical point in the near future. Everyone is on the edge of their seats at this point wondering how this will end.

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Stop using all caps

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Yep...it probably is a trap. There are way too many for the goons to effectively physically corral. They are justifiably fearful of unleashing godlike weapons on us for the blowback that would surely follow. There are not enough government agents to effectively police everyone without consent and if genocide is attempted...Americans will respond appropriately. Hence the lust for gun control legislation. The SCOTUS will not let America go quietly into the night...

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If its any comfort cliff,it happens to alot of others,goes with the territory. I've been followed,hassled,phone zapped,laptop crashed/fried,post damaged or disappeared,and they have even tried to run me off the road several times,must be doing something right

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Lol, nice, Standing takes Courage.

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I understand the government legal fiction. I was talking about big tech data.

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The Legal fiction is the Gateway in for all corporations to collect and hold your Data. When you take possesion of the Legal fiction, through Expressing the Implied Company (legal fiction) as an Express Company you OWN the Name, not them. For them now to use the Name they must commit open fraud. This is where you can Legally sue and stop the Data breach. You need to understand the process, if you choose.

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Yes and other sites like FB, TikTok and so on.

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Clif, I hope karma is swift and makes quick work of the stalkers.

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"They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don't want: They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking."

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The pursuit and exploitation of cheap labor is part of our existence and DNA, to exploit or to be exploited, that is the question. They have united as a tribe to exploit others rather than be exploited by others. Fake fiat and usury are their favorite weapons and tools.

You are either a predator or prey in this reality, nothing more and nothing less.

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Hey Clif the situation you are bitching about already ran out of the proverbial barn back during the Obama Administration when he signed an Executive Order authorizing US intelligence agencies to share IN REAL TIME all US Citizen’s data - phone calls, faxes, e-mails, social media posts, + all identifying info, EVERYTHING - in real time with the Izzies. This came out in the Washington Post in reportage on the Snowden story. Look it up. You’ll have to do ALOT of reading to find it. Then efforts were made to obscure whether or not he actually signed that order, or not. You know we L❤️VE obscuring the truth! Nobody even blinked about this factoid back in the day - this tidbit was buried in an AVALANCHE of Snowden reportage. Probably this was disappeared as part of a clean-up job. One might ask “why would a supposedly Muslim “President” issue ever such an order”? Good question. More lies, obfuscation & redirection. We ALL have been geofenced for decades not merely by “our own government” but by this particular foreign government thanks to Barak Obama & you-know-who.

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Great points. Though I would say the Fri Izzies have been spying on us since the beginning of our Republic. The Civil War was planned by the Rothy's and the Russians came to Lincoln's defense. They paid dearly with the Bolshevik genocide and assassinations that followed.

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Yes they did. And one of my biggest FEARS is that we will be paying the same way in the next few years! The Elite are working overtime to destroy our ability to feed ourselves. I think they are going to try their Culling by Famine again very soon!

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The NSA has everything on all of us. It's all stored in their super computers in Utah. That's what Snowden was on about. You can thank Bush 2.0 for the Patriot Act. It made it easy for Obama to sign EOs.

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Your humour and your wits with save you Clif. No worries.

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Stay safe. Stay vigilant. We all need to stand together. This (being stalked) could easily happen to any one of us. Tech spies are everywhere.

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I was perma banned off Twitter. Elon’s Twitter doubled down on that proclamation. It appears that I was spared the aggravation you now enjoy, Clif.

God blessed us with you, sir. Best wishes to you and yours. Stay safe best you can, never go silently into the night should the demons come.

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Never joined, never will.

FREE

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Banned since '21. I heard about amnesty but it didn't happen.

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Wild paranoid speculation - Elon has multi billion dollar investments in 3 operations. 1. Starlink satellites overhead. 2. Massive unaccountable underground "Tunneling" Infrastructure. & 3. Neurolink cranial implants with telemetry (send/receive) capabilities. Makes for a worldwide "circuit" with the Neurolink being the "switch". How could these NOT be linked or interdependent?

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Elons tech is outdated . Like a pager . They are turning g our bodies into liquid computer chips .

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One good reason to stay pure blood, off the grid and eat what you grow. If we lose internet, so be it. I will feel like I lost a limb for a while, but I have Thinking and Destiny to read - all 790 pages. (It's 800 pages long.) LOL We may even lose electricity, SS, bank accounts, and health care.

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Yup. I have a book stash too,....for when the Grid goes down,......so many good books! I hope I have enough Candles. :)

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Sure sounds like it! All will be held responsible. Do what needs to be done, Clif. 🙏🏼

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Careful Clif, they might be setting up a honey trap!

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The day is coming when a honey trap will involve actual honey.

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Give 'em hell Clif

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