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Full on Trans here, Born female, identify as a dude who cross dresses as a girlie girl! All trans all the time! Glitter rules😂

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Love you, clif!

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I support you and have decided I want to identify as a radish, they’re small crispy a little spicy and I dont want to use a bathroom either. I mean why cant we just relieve ourselves wherever we want?

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Feb 24, 2023·edited Feb 24, 2023

I'm a very horny lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Sign me up!

All this stuff is true I'm makin' up.

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I am Translucent !

And don't you put me in a box and say I look like something or I will SCREAM !

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This one is Pulitzer worthy (not that you'd want one). It was Comical. Defiant. Profound. Profane. Veracious. I LOVED IT! I will read it again and again. Thank you, Clif High! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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Does it hurt? Does it come in pill form? I was on a suburban hike the other day and needed to go pee. I stopped in to use the bathroom at a Safeway. The mens was locked so I used the ladies. Does that make me T S Trans or a transitioning T S Trans? Clif needs to clarify a few things here specifically on the privileges and the money.

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What ever happened to "Its". When I was growing up in the 50's and 60's they were males, females and Its.

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“Labels” 🤣 I kept telling my former employer that I was a ‘trans vaccinated’ and that I _identified_ as a “vaccinated” employee but ha ha so funny how this identity game only plays in one direction, eh? 😁

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Cliff, you are the man-please don't stop doing what you're doing Really enjoy your 25 minute discussions while you are in the car on your way to do your daily chores. If you think this is fun, wait until they start trying to save the matrix because the alternative scares them!!

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trans is the only mental illness that is glorified. all other mental illnesses need help.

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You just made me laugh out loud! You are hilarious Clif! I love you! Thank you for bringing me such joy!

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I am a Trans National… Born in Switzerland, I identify to be Canadian now. Probably will switch to US later… ;)

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I currently am identifying as a mermaid. Cetacean Power!

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Gonna need to see some multiyear transitioning photo evidence of this Clif lol!

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Next thing you know, Clif will do a remake of the old classic Brownsville Station song called “Smokin’ In The Boys Room,” and update it to say, “Drinkin’ Chaga In The Trans Room.” Go get em Clif !

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