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Shawna Schmittler's avatar

Clif, the analyst, the decoder, the wise, and the romantic. This evolution of Clif is awe inspiring and a masterpiece to experience.

Thank you for your efforts and time invested in the experience for us all. 🙏

Paddy O'Furniture's avatar

Clif is truly a Man in the Full, a well rounded Renaissance male. Sorry if I offend anyone but I hope to see the day when all the attention, the undeserved attention to the letter people, ceases and desists. Go back to the extremities of the bell shaped curve where you belong.

Andrea's avatar

I don’t think you understand there are two extremeties of bell shaped curve, but I think you do understand you don’t belong in either of them.

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John Deegan's avatar

Thery are many things in this world which can make us sad and angry.

A life is unfulfilled if something so simple as a substack comment can induce those emotions.

Spread a little love ❤️, it feels good.

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John Deegan's avatar

Well, calling me Brother, isxa good start.

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Imagine Clif gets remarried and has kids. That would be the ultimate. One day a lil Clif calling out fuckers.

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That thought brought a smile to my face.

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GLENN WILLIAM MURPHY's avatar

AH, BEHOLD THE KAZHARIAN MIND SLAVE. BITTER, COILED, AND ALONE WITH THE OTHER SELF-STUNTING MIND SLAVES.

HERE'S TO YOUR EVOLUTION.

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Wow. Me expressing my delight at the thought of a little Clif running around the planet seemed to hit a sour nerve in you. If mental illness is finding joy in the little things in life, than guilty as charged. Hoping you find yourself sowing some positivity going forward. Peace

Debby Klinglesmith's avatar

No love, all of his nerves are sour. ALL of them.

Guido's avatar

Seems to be so.

Rather an asshole

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RedHoney's avatar

You do sound sour, are you? 🤔 Might want to ponder on Clif's list 🧘‍♂

Sy's avatar

Love your comment. I doubt if I could put it any more succinctly.

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Guido's avatar

You are like a one man force to bring about the need for a Substack "Fuck-Off" button.

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I am a couple of years older than Clif, and married 50 years last Autumn.

Have often wondered about what life would be like without her,

but certainly not anxious to find out.

Getting re-married would NOT be on the agenda, nor having more children. Two was enough. Not to mention, Had the tubes cut many years ago.

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Debby Klinglesmith's avatar

You are just jealous you were born without tubes. Or a brain.

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Such a troll 🧌

Debby Klinglesmith's avatar

I would have had his baby in a heartbeat. I was much younger then.

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Debby Klinglesmith's avatar

I keep my dildo in immaculate condition. You wanna see? I can send it to you.

Michael's avatar

"One day a Lil Clif calling out fuckers!" - my goodness, that is so sweet and so funny! 🤗 We'd love more Clifs! I love you Clif.....thank Q for everything!

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Love you all!! Woo Crew!!

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Building your communities based on love and compassion is a synchronized experience starting with a clear thought. We can manifest our own destiny. Get to work! Love you all!

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Suzirhae's avatar

Get some therapy, before you try to jump…just saying.

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Suzirhae's avatar

Perhaps you are having a “Mid-Life Crisis”? Small penis issue? Inquiring minds want to know.

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This is funny! You have to define "small" to make it make sense. We know for a fact that it can't be 12 inches long, because then it would be a "foot"

Guido's avatar

My money is on his weird uncle hurt him real bad, .. in his asshole. Dude is damaged.

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Suzirhae's avatar

I’m thankful that you reminded me “Not to feed the Trolls” and that I am still a member in good standing of one of my favorite Facebook groups called “Miserable Assholes”. I just did a “Drive by” thanks to you. I’m back to my normal self today. Now I’m going to go find some wonderful projects and make something great! Cheers!

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Guido's avatar

It's spelled "You're", simpleton.

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"I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too

Thursday I don't care about you, it's Friday, I'm in love with you.

Monday you can fall apart, Tuesday Wednesday break my heart,

Oh Thursday doesn't even start, it's Friday I'm in love.

I don't care if Monday's black, Tuesday Wednesday heart attack,

Thursday never looking back, It's Friday I'm in love.

Monday you can hold your head, Tuesday Wednesday stay in bed.

On Thursday watch the walls instead, It's Friday I'm in love.

Never looking to Saturday wait, and Sunday always comes too late,

But Friday never hesitate, dressed up to the eyes,

It's a wonderful surprise to see your shoes and your spirits rise." song by Cure

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GLENN WILLIAM MURPHY's avatar

I'M GOING WITH BED-WETTER COWARD, PERSONALLY. YOUR SHOTGUN AGGRESSION IS CLINICAL. THIS IS CLIF'S SUBSTACK, NOT YOURS, ASSWIPE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU "SET THE STANDARDS" FOR COMMENTS ON CLIF'S WEBSITE??? I THINK YOU MIGHT BE WITH THE STALKERS THAT ATTACKED CLIF...AND I'D LOVE TO CROSS PATHS WITH YOU AND TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS, P-U-N-K.

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I'm so glad Stimpicus is here because we need a challenge - it makes us stronger and more resolute in our expression. The arguing with strangers has honed my verbal and writing abilities, I must say.

And Clif has said challenge is necessary for growth, which I know to be true.

The supporters of the Philistine outlook are just fertilizer in our quest to self-improve.

LyonsLogic's avatar

How do you know Stimpy isn’t Clif-y?

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LyonsLogic's avatar

LOL!!! I love you!❤️💕😘

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Suzirhae's avatar

Throwing a good insult is a “Skill Set, Sunshine”. You are lacking…just saying.

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Suzirhae's avatar

Building community, baby!

Guido's avatar

Yes, a Thumbs Down button for Substack, ... but it would need to work like Rumble, which would end up your worst nightmare, because the down votes result in your comments evaporating like the hot putrid air that they are.

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Suzirhae's avatar

Hilarious, I needed this! I didn’t realize how much anxious anxiety has been created lately. I have not let out my inner “Miserable Asshole” in a very long time. What a perfect target, thank you for sharing @Stimpicus! Cheers!

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Divinity Inside of Me

Born...with a spark inside of me, an original piece of our infinity

My own trinity of a symphony, who is done living a dream of captivity

Held hostage since my delivery, and blindly programmed with negativity

Taught to be just another facsimile, despite the destiny inside of me

Yet I held a high affinity, to imagine creatively a life of conspiracy

Dreams of a hero sniffing out villany, dreaming that dream so mentally

Now...I'm in search of my serenity, a pathway to lift me spiritually

One that loves me unconditionally, a heart and mind married in epiphany

First, I must address any volatility, placed within me since my nativity

This is my challenge of individuality, an experience of my possibilities

Overcoming this anomaly inside of me, is all part of my hidden ability

Shaping me...judicially...responsibly, into a me within my own validity

Reliably & most especially explicitly, the true festivity inside of me

Not past little boy named Timothy, a legal entity assigned as my identity

But literally the spirit within me, Cristos energy, The Divinity inside of me

Courageous Lion's avatar

May the blessings you give with your prose be given back to you 10 fold.

Digibean's avatar

That's about the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I will cherish your message as I receive those blessings...so that I may share those blessings too. Thank you my friend...may peace and love forever remain your companions.

Courageous Lion's avatar

Why, what a wonderful response. Thank you. I was blessed by the poem! Here is one that I hope blesses you…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfURSLhkNXY

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Thank you my friend.

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When a simple "Yeah!" isn't enough...there's "Fuck Yeah!"

Cynthia J McFadden's avatar

Awesomely crafted couplets: countless thanks 🥳

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I love it when you talk about my awesomely crafted couplets...please, don't...stop ;)

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Digibean's avatar

And this is your way of telling us you care...by trying to control our behavior to fit within YOUR expectations. No thanks...I'm fine being "fucked in the head," with my other "fucked in the head" friends. As for those smart people, please pass the word to them...we don't discriminate against know-it-alls...or their cronies that lurk in the background, waiting to drop knowledge on us dumbshits. Oh...and tell your dad he doesn't own the chats.

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Guido's avatar

I wonder, .... do Troll's get notifications in their emails, when they Like their own asinine comments??

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Guido's avatar

A simple YES would have sufficed, oh molested one.

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Guido's avatar

No, just pointing out that you sound like one who got his asshole plundered by Mommy's boyfriend at a young age. He hurt you bad, didn't he?

lmao

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Digibean's avatar

We're all turning into poets, after living so long as robots.

So you go ahead and rhyme, I believe it's well past time.

Deb Hall's avatar

Why does love matter? I know and have experienced most of these different kinds of love. I do believe that the most important is loving yourself for when you understand YOU then you understand humanity and so much more. Having said that, I have found that it still does not make it any easier to find that "true love." I have learned that I am probably too much for most men and so I have settled in to having loving friendships with them instead. Still...it does not awaken the joy and immense capacity to love one special person in my soul... I do crave that one special person who can take me from 0 to 100 in seconds. But I also crave that deep connection through the mind. The curiosity and excitement from learning something more about myself and the world from my beloved. And the peace and comfort of being in silence too, while together. There's a lot of components to love. Mostly, I believe love is all it's cracked up to be. And, that's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. Because if we don't risk anything, we risk even more. Love is simply creation's greatest joy. So, we must embrace love because it inspires us with a burning passion. Love matters. Allow yourself to open your heart. Why? Because you're worth it.

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When I was in my 50's and 60's I felt that true love was something I was not going to experience in this life time and I had settled into the thought of being without it.....but I was wrong.......out of the blue it came and I believe it will come for you too....when the time is right.

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Just imagine a world full of people who would love one another as they love themselves and that love their Creator with their heart mind body and soul. I'm convinced that would manifest the Kingdom of the Almighty here on earth. No more hate and all that comes from it. No more lies and all that comes from them. No more want and all that comes from it. No more psychopaths ruling us and all that comes from it. No more murder or theft and all that comes from it. Oh what a wonderful world it would be. BUT FIRST let's make our own little world fit that mold with our friends, family and people in our communities.

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Kathryn's avatar

Why don’t you shut up you little twerp. Most of the boomers are tougher and smarter than you.

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Kathryn's avatar

And you need to change your diapers. Smelly!!

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ShockwaveRider's avatar

yep might take a while but someone worthy is out there somewhere...

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Courageous Lion's avatar

I know one thing, just from reading your responses. You would be unbearable for not only women, but everyone else in the room.

Deb Hall's avatar

lol. If you say so. I found it to be an energy/frequency thing...

Courageous Lion's avatar

Would you survive a 51/49 relationship where the man is 51%?

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Courageous Lion's avatar

Amazing! You are so talented that you can "smell" from a computer screen! And here you are with your fantastic "high school" edjakashun unable to capitalize words that need to be, and create a proper sentence! I'd go back to my high school and lodge a complaint for the wonderful job they did!

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John Crookston's avatar

I thought that strange too! I believe you are what you think! that is "Too Much"

Salty's avatar

We're all well fukkt if these violent egomaniacs are our ubermensch. If true, I demand 1) recognition of my inviolable sovereignty, 2) release from their control mechanisms, 3) reparations for the physical harm done to me and my planet, as well as for the psychic angst caused by the negative interference of these aliens on all beings on Earth, and 4) get your asses off this planet immediately or suffer actions taken w/ xtreme prejudice. These terms are non-negotiable. You have been put on notice.

Courageous Lion's avatar

Maybe it's time we tell them give us our liberty or we will give you your death!

Guido's avatar

Now we're cooking with gas !!

cs whidden's avatar

Right On Salty, I'm hoping to get some bloodlust satisfied when we get the Colossal SHTF event.

Courageous Lion's avatar

It must becoming close because the index finger of my right hand has been becoming spasmatic lately.

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Bought a new bullpup 12 gage recently and itching to shoot it.

Courageous Lion's avatar

I like the Keltec KSG with the 16 rounds available or one of the Turkish shotguns that can use the 20 round drums. They don’t work to well on the bullpups due to how the drum is so close to the rear.

Guido's avatar

Rock Island Armory VR60 will accept a Promag MKA 1919, 20 round drum with minimal modification to the bottom of the mag well on the receiver .

There are a few videos of this modification on YT, but those guys are retards and the end result was ass ugly because they didn't take proper measurements and cut off too much.

The newer VR80 requires nothing, the MKA 1919 drum clicks right in.

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Salty's avatar

83+ thenkewveddymuch

AEReiff's avatar

There you go, reading C. S. Lewis again!

Richard Gutowski's avatar

BUt expanding on it. I am going to use it.

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The end of C. S. Lewis and love was his A Grief Observed, pseud. Nat Wilik or some such. It has the idea of a sacrifice of the self for another, an idea he gets from his near alter ego Charles Williams. These highly romantic gestures.

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This was a beautiful writing. I find as a woman that just being true to yourself and expressing my innate "agape" love into what ever I am doing seems to attract males to me. I think it is the energy of unconditional love in my auric field that does it first because it makes me approachable...I don't give off threatening vibes or "fuck off" vibes. This generally puts men at ease and from there playful love can happen....all in a friendly and non threatening fashion. I will be 71 in a couple of days and I live my life as a basic hermit.....I rarely go out and i still attract males.....generally much younger than I am......they seem attuned to when I come out of my living space (which is rare) and they are there....it is weird. I am married to a sweet Cancerian man and we have that enduring form of love. I am basically a care giver to him as he is 87 years of age.....but it does all balance out. So love permeates my world and I seem to have developed the reputation in this area of being really nice, loving and kind so that helps. Bottom line for women though is to love yourself and to pursue your own special interests and exude an unconditional love that is unspoken but can be felt and males will be attracted to this.....and I do feel that the male should do the advances (smile)

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Wonderful summation. A woman who does not have the "fuck off" vibe was always attracted to me and visa versa. Kathy, my wonderful wife was never a like that. Ever.

Cathe's avatar

I am so happy you found such a beautiful woman (smile). It is the loving openness about this quality that I think society as a whole could seriously benefit from. If this happened in society today, then people finding love with one and other would not be such a difficult task.

Liber8or's avatar

Married to a Cancer man? You could be a Pisces. The Cancer/Pisces combo always seems to be a good match.

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I agree. My husband (Joseph) is a creative genius type. He is an incredible artist and used to work doing commercial art designing album covers and so forth for other artists.....but the thing about him that is so incredible is that absolutely everything that he does is creative. He moves things around in the house because the asthetics seem better or we walk in the woods and he finds this or that and either carves something with it or designs sculptures...these are things that another person would not even see the creative potential. He is a walking and talking creative person.....and I was very lucky to find him (smile). He also loves cooking ( a classic Cancer trait (ha ha)) and is constantly experimenting in this area as well. He is a beautiful man (smile).

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Also....just for the people out there that are older and single and thinking that something special won't come their way now because they are not young anymore. I found Joseph when he was 77 years of age and I was 62. You are never too old for love to come to you if you are open to it.

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And Joseph had serious health issues including a pacemaker when we got together. As a healer I have gotten him back into good shape now for an 87 year old man. All things are possible....and so is love no matter how old you are or what your health situation is.

Courageous Lion's avatar

How about a Gemini and Taurus? Just curious what you might say.

Cathe's avatar

It depends on many other factors in a natal chart combination. It could be fantastic or not so fantastic depending. It is not a clear cut thing. But more importantly it depends on the time of life...meaning.....is each person ready for a relationship and are they committed to the work of forming one? If so...you can make almost anything work.

Courageous Lion's avatar

We both must have been ready because here we still are, 49 years later! I brag on her all the time.

Cathe's avatar

How Beautiful! (smile)

Timothy Hanlon's avatar

Magnificent and appreciated.

55 going on 25 and feeling better every 22 trillion times a second.

Healthy relationships are true WEALTH.

Simplicity is divinity 369

AEH's avatar

I learned this from a lot of self-study as an adult, not from schooling and not from my upbringing.

Thanks for the reminder, you explained it well!

BEFisher525's avatar

Methinks there is no other way.

And yeah, it isn't always easy to learn to love some parts, but redemption is a thing.

BEFisher525's avatar

Thank you, Sensei. I love your testimony to universe providing and guiding so dramatically. ❤️

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I spent the better part of last night listening to interviews by “Johnny Rotten” AKA John Lyndon from the “Sex Pistols”. He was banned from the BBC in his day for trying to out the Pedos. He is an amazing man with a phenomenal love story with his late wife Nora. He is well worth a deep dive.

https://youtu.be/aAY6JJBhe88?si=BtJAoe_KRvTIR4cH

Everleigh Rose's avatar

Thank you Suzirhae, watching this helps me to understand my precious son who took his life after COVID, HRT therapy and massive pain depression, and rejections. Transmaxing is even less know or understood, what a woke hoax! I am devastated! I miss him every day!

Everleigh Rose's avatar

Wow my son loved this. So prophetic !

Starmonkey's avatar

Dig me some Leftfield. He would probably like my old techno and electronica selections. What's left of them...

Everleigh Rose's avatar

Yes absolutely Kraftworks the model he played for me loved the Ramones Suxie & the Banchees the CBGB cross I have his MarKe Moon album by Television.

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Dig me some Leftfield. He would probably like my old techno and electronica selections. What's left of them...

Everleigh Rose's avatar

Awe darn Starmonkey I am not allowed to follow you 😢

John's avatar

A day without Clif is like drinking a cup of coffee ☕️ and realizing the reason you are such a love magnet is because of the fantastic coffee beans you use. No one can resist them. Your under my Java Java baby. AHHHHHHH!

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We love you Clif! You have done so much good for humans that you deserve every bit of love, on whatever level, you receive. I'm sure I speak for the entire woo crew that we are happy for you and wish you all the best this body's life has to offer!

Bret Barrett's avatar

Opening your heart opens your mind’s eyes.

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I love this comment ... thank you :)

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Bret Barrett's avatar

Duel linguistic logic.

Good day.

I said good day, sir!

Elle34's avatar

I’m so happy for you Clif. I bet she’s gorgeous!